Events often happen in life that no fantasist can make up. For example, my sister once sneezed so hard that her glass eye flew out the window and into a box that was sent across the ocean to Japan. That eye later appeared in the very first kaiju movie. And I myself was thrown overboard twice. Not because I fucked someone's wife, but because there was money left in my wallet. You don't believe me? Watch for yourself...

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