Skeptics are the biggest problem of modern civilization. They do nothing, but they are always ready to spit on even the best undertakings. Not being experts in anything, they are always ready to come out with their nihilistic comments on literally anything, from primordial soup to the effect of gluons on the erection of the future president of Oceania, from public flogging to ass eating. However, it's good when a faithful friend is ready to give a helping hand and convince the cynic that at least one of his theories is complete nonsense...