Carpe diem, say the fancy teenagers who burn through life. Carpe occasionem, I answer them, because in order to live the day with dignity, you have to take advantage of every opportunity. I met this girl on occasion. When she agreed to spread her legs in front of me, her boyfriend happened to be in the story. And it turned out that I happened to be in the countryside, with empty balls and a wallet, but quite satisfied with life...